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Knock Knock Joke


You:knock knock

He or her: who's there

You: who

Her or he: who who

You:why are you a owl?


Please don't say mean things in the comments.
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One sunny morning a boy is watching TiVo and a boy asked him what are you doing and he said dieing
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Did You Jump?

Two guys are sitting at a bar when one turns to the other one and asks why he looks so down. The second guy tells him that this morning he was taking flying lessons at the airport. He said after him and the instructor got up in the air and leveled off, the instructor told him he was either gonna let him fuck me in the ass or I had to jump. The first guy asked him "did you jump ? ". The second guy goes " a little.....when he first put it in"
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Look under your shirt and spell attic like/comment if you get it
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Ewww!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Well jack lifted Jill's skirt and gotta mouth full of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy!!
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Did you hear about the smart blondes in Cali?















Lol me neither!!
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Your Baby Can Fly


A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside having their first child. After a while the doctor came out to talk to the nervous father.
"Well, your baby is here. It's a boy. And guess what? He can fly!" The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the floor with a SMACK. The father was irrate. The doctor calmed him down
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing. Your baby really can fly. Watch." Again, the doctor picked up the baby, and this time tossed it across the room. Again, the baby hit the floor with a hard SMACK. The father was just about ready to kill the doctor.
"You idiot! You're going to kill my baby!"
"Don't worry. He just needs to be scared a little." So the doctor took the baby and held it out the third story window. The doctor let go of the baby and it hit the sidewalk below with a sickening SPLAT. The father was beside himself with anger.
"You son-of-a-bitch! I'm gonna kill you!"
"Hey, don't worry! I'm just joking with you. Your baby was stillborn."
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Grandpa And Grandson

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked back.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked again.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go f**k yourself, these are my cookies"
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Pussy

Son : dad tell me a joke
Dad: pussy
Son : i don't get it
Dad: I know u don't
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Owned

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."

The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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